76 definitions by Jim Inman

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.
I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
He's the love child of an australian basket job.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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To gag is to fail at a task attempted.
I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.
"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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