5 definitions by Jiffy Wilakurs
n.
A butt so fine it has its own gravitational pull. Often pulling young men and lesbians towards it's core. Primarily found on women, though some men have been known to posses one.
A butt so fine it has its own gravitational pull. Often pulling young men and lesbians towards it's core. Primarily found on women, though some men have been known to posses one.
Her bootytron pulled me right in I swear!
My pole shifted as her bootytron's gravitational pull caused it to move.
The bootytron is all the evidence we need to prove the theory of gravity, and also that God exists, because her ass could only be crafted by angels!
Isaac Newton got hit with an apple and that's when the bootytron was invented.
My pole shifted as her bootytron's gravitational pull caused it to move.
The bootytron is all the evidence we need to prove the theory of gravity, and also that God exists, because her ass could only be crafted by angels!
Isaac Newton got hit with an apple and that's when the bootytron was invented.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 20, 2018
Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 20, 2018
Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.
A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.
Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.
A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.
Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.
"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"
Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!
Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....
Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"
Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!
Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....
Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs May 23, 2018
(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)
Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)
Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.
Your ass is growing greener everyday.
That Cow eats your ass.
Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.
She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.
She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.
Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.
(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!
Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!
Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!
Your ass can burn my log any day!
Son, go mow your ass.
Your ass is growing greener everyday.
That Cow eats your ass.
Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.
She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.
She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.
Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.
(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!
Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!
Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!
Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs May 23, 2018
n.
(masculine)A fine gentleman who enjoys the company of other fine gentleman.
(feminine) A handsome woman who enjoys the company of other fine upstanding women.
(general) A very special individual who you may have a disagreement with on the internet.
(masculine)A fine gentleman who enjoys the company of other fine gentleman.
(feminine) A handsome woman who enjoys the company of other fine upstanding women.
(general) A very special individual who you may have a disagreement with on the internet.
Hey, get a load of those Taggofs over there, wow they look like they're having a gay old time!
I met a Taggof on the internet who challenged me quite harshly on the topic in question.
She was a mighty fine Taggof, and that is why she had no interest in the likes of me.
He was a special Taggof, in fact, he was a Ginreg Taggof!
I met a Taggof on the internet who challenged me quite harshly on the topic in question.
She was a mighty fine Taggof, and that is why she had no interest in the likes of me.
He was a special Taggof, in fact, he was a Ginreg Taggof!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 20, 2018