13 definitions by Jexma

Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in

Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again

by Jexma September 8, 2021

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

The horrible smell when a woman doesn't clean her vagina

Janes hasn't cleaned her vagina it smells of Jexma

by Jexma August 6, 2021

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

by Jexma September 9, 2021

An older bloke who always trys to get with younger women to have more children

Have you seen Kims new girlfriend she is 20 years younger than him and he has just got her pregnant what a Bressington

by Jexma September 7, 2021

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh

by Jexma September 9, 2021