Jexma's definitions

Jexma

The horrible smell when a woman doesn't clean her vagina

Janes hasn't cleaned her vagina it smells of Jexma

by Jexma August 6, 2021

Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

by Jexma December 2, 2025

Procko

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

by Jexma July 9, 2025

Ringpiece

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit

Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece

by Jexma December 9, 2021

Fovid

When someone fakes Covid to get time off work

Pat has just called to say He has Covid. He's definitely got Fovid just to have 10 days off.

by Jexma December 1, 2021