Definitions by Jexma

Yard rage 

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

Yard rage by Jexma September 15, 2021

Naked nonce 

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

Naked nonce by Jexma September 14, 2021

Fancer 

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

Fancer by Jexma September 9, 2021

Flaming Josh 

When you accidentally set yourself on fire

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh

Flaming Josh by Jexma September 9, 2021

Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in

Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again

Clucking by Jexma September 8, 2021

Bressington 

An older bloke who always trys to get with younger women to have more children

Have you seen Kims new girlfriend she is 20 years younger than him and he has just got her pregnant what a Bressington

Bressington by Jexma September 7, 2021

JPSC 

The club you join if your pussy stinks

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC

JPSC by Jexma September 7, 2021