13 definitions by Jexma

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit

Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece

by Jexma December 9, 2021

It's PlayStation night at Drift Road tonight better keep the kids indoors

by Jexma October 12, 2021

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 7, 2021

The club you join if your pussy stinks

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC

by Jexma September 7, 2021

When someone fakes Covid to get time off work

Pat has just called to say He has Covid. He's definitely got Fovid just to have 10 days off.

by Jexma December 1, 2021