23 definitions by Jewish madam

glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.

Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

love lamb

A vegetarian lesbian that eats meat when no one is around.

"Jessica should just admit that she is a love lamb" Amanda says to her girlfriend.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

sheep thriller

An outside cinema located on a large farm.

Next Tuesday Titanic will be shown at a sheep thriller not far from Poughkeepsie, New York.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.

Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.

by Jewish madam July 7, 2018

made in _____, made by _____

Said of a person born in one country, but growing up in another country.

An Arab (for example an Iraqi) that has been living in the United States since aged 2 is definitely made in _____, made by _____.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.

"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.

Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018