2 definitions by Jewfish 415

First descent

When you know that you're the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.

Nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
poop toilet office deuce

Dude, I went to go deuce at the office today. Toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. Awesome first descent!

by Jewfish 415 January 6, 2016

Daggery

Adjective: sneaky, shady, willing to stab friends in the back.

Damn, did you see that guy steal candy from those kids?

Yeah, that was daggery AF

by Jewfish 415 November 19, 2020