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When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.
Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'
by JewNoseSearching4Rumspringa July 25, 2011

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