Definitions by Jesus Christ

alzchimers 

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

alzchimers by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

penomia 

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

penomia by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

goatnapper by jesus christ May 13, 2005

BestDamnRapShow 

Legendary man on boxden who cares nothing about what others think of him. In real life (outside of the internet) he would mostlikely first try to ignore you, then if bothered try to befriend you and nicely try to get away but would not hesitate to beat your ass to or nearly to death. Also found on the Efnet under a different alias.

BestDamnRapShow is hung like king kong

BestDamnRapShow by jesus christ April 23, 2005

utilize 

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

utilize by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

The Sarah (Parker) by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

i saved christ 

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

i saved christ by Jesus christ February 21, 2005