Jesus Christ's definitions

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003

Haze-

HardOCP's #1 Ass pounding fairy

Haze- gave me the rusty trombone last night!

by Jesus Christ July 22, 2003

mo fucka

mother fucker but slanglike snoopdoggggggggg

that bitch be a mo fucker

by jesus christ June 29, 2003

Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.

1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004