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sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up
Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot
by Jesus July 4, 2004
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Tim-may!

Mr. Garison-"God damnit Timmy, your grades are horrible and you never do your work!"
Timmy-"TIM-MAY!"
by Jesus November 8, 2004
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chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.
Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.
by jesus May 27, 2004
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richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.
"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"
by jesus February 17, 2004
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cheeks 4

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"
by Jesus June 6, 2003
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fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.
I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight
by jesus March 25, 2004
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bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.
N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...
by Jesus August 8, 2004
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