Jesus's definitions

fox news

the voice of evil. Right wing propagandist, george bush mind slaves, pure evil

fox news needs to die

by jesus September 14, 2004

RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

by Jesus September 23, 2003

Butt Rancher

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.

Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!

by Jesus August 1, 2004

entropicdecay

A fucking 13 year old loser who sits in his parent's basement and attempts to belittle other people on the internet. Gets one piece of KFC per year, and is quite a bitter soul. Also, can NOT code to save life.

Chaos Knight/lynx | coding.

by Jesus December 21, 2003

triple s

These kids don't know what a "triple s" is. They have define "The 3 S's". What triple s really means is "She Sucks Standing", meant for a short girl giving head.

Yo, I picked up this triple s last night, it was the first time in a year I haven't heard a girl complain about my carpet burning her knees.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

Bella Hermosa

(n) Noun. Bella Hermosa is the term for the most beautiful girl in the world, also known as Marry Anne Diaz.

Mi amor, tu eres mi bella hermosa.. yo te quiero muchisimo y te adoro. Yo te quiero en mi brasos todo los dias.

by jesus February 28, 2005

krandel

n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.

N. The small Krandel jumped up and bit his krandel. V. Betty krandled Jon's Chub(see Chub)

by Jesus August 2, 2003