Definitions by Jesse Martin

dolphin's cry 

The utterance that occurs after a man pulls his penis out of a woman during intercourse and jams it into her anus, causin her to squeal like a dolphin.

(Pulling out)...."Oooohhh....put it back in..."
(Jammin' in the ass-cannon)..."SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!"

dolphin's cry by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

toad the wet sprocket 

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

toad the wet sprocket by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Busted Condom 

A man with a shaved head wearing a turtleneck

"Damn, motherfucker, you look like a goddamned busted condom!"

Busted Condom by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

man moist 

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

man moist by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

buttball 

The act of inserting testicles into an anus, sometimes one's own.

"Hey Joel, it's Chris. I got this porn you have to see, it's called 'Guys Who Buttball Themselves.' Call me back! Later!"

buttball by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

rock on with your cock on 

To continue on the present course of action with the intention of performing coitus in some form or fashion.

Spence: "Aww, man, I stepped in puke and slipped so much I pissed on my pantleg!"

Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."

rock on with your cock on by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005