12 definitions by Jessa Pee
When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.
Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009