150 definitions by Jess

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by Jess April 14, 2004

redneck

A glorious lack of sophistication.

Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no! European on my boot!

by Jess January 16, 2005

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 18, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

potianist

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

by Jess September 29, 2004

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by Jess May 14, 2004