8 definitions by Jerrythepedofile

when you come home from a long day at work and face plant right into your girls pussy
wwe sexfacepalm tonight?
by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021
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XavDog is a massive hotty. I sucked guacomole and salsa of his juicy balls. I loved getting viciously gang banged by him and the amigos. I really want him to tickle my insides with a side of steak.

HE IS THE ALPHA. He doesn't want pussy. He fuels on straight Dick
Xavdog:basically a man with a big cock
by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
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Changkuoth Jiath is an Australian rules footballer who plays for the Hawthorn Football Club in the Australian Football League.
Changkuoth Jiath played so well tonight
by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021
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One hot man.

I want to have his babies.
Jed: Jed
by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021
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The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.
by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021
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