A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen

A hidden place that all men all of the world have where the keep their booger's after they pick their nose. All men have a booger farm in a place where they spend a lot of time. For example every man has a farm at work, home, and even at their best friends house. The question is where does your husband keep his????

When One Emits Gas From Their Anus into their Palm and places the palm on the mouth or nose of someone next to them.