Definitions by Jeppeto1

Queef Sandwich 

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.

I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.

Queef Sandwich by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010

Mizzle 

A fat sister in law. She is a hefty heifer with chubby hooves. Her girth alone is enough to cause panic in almost any city.

last night I was enjoying the peace and quiet when that massive mizzle showed up and ruined my evening.

Mizzle by Jeppeto1 May 28, 2010