a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.
Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.
Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*
Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.
Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..
Mate: Tru say bro..