secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 06, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

Bea Arthur

1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.

Thank you for being a friend.

by JenThe80'sFan March 22, 2004

surly

To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.

Quit being so damn surly!

by JenThe80'sFan February 04, 2004

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004