JenThe80'sFan's definitions

chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.

Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

friendster

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

clip show

A sorry excuse to extend the season of a show by using pre-existing clips from the show in a nostalgic manner.

- Remember when chandler lit his fart on fire and homer worked at the power plant?

- yeah...

que chimes and wavy dream sequence transition.

by JenThe80'sFan May 5, 2004