JenThe80'sFan's definitions

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

FOAF

Friend
Of
A
Friend

The way all good stories start ;)

I heard from a FOAF that there's these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Yeah, this pharmacist I know fills their prescriptions.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

reefer madness

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.

1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

friendster

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.

Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004