n. A creature that has the mixed heritage
of a night owl and a screeching monkey with a bad nose
Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome
will often correct people when they
say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when
an inordinate number
do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter
the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.
v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many
years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean
someone is Groome
can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose
cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep
in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!
v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed
adj. She looks just like a Groome!