4 definitions by Jeffvanderlou
scut•tle•head /ˈskədlˌhed/ (see also, scuddlehead)
1. noun (pl. -s)
An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.
2. adjective (-ed)
Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.
1. noun (pl. -s)
An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.
2. adjective (-ed)
Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.
by Jeffvanderlou June 1, 2022
A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"
You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.
by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013
1. The password to enter TrASSh, a meat packing hotspot that features clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone and Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator.
2. The face that Bill Cosby makes in the opening credits of The Cosby Show, where she places his fingers over his face and removes them to reveal a goofy grin and rapey eyes.
2. The face that Bill Cosby makes in the opening credits of The Cosby Show, where she places his fingers over his face and removes them to reveal a goofy grin and rapey eyes.
by Jeffvanderlou January 20, 2020
A pejorative racial epithet that is an acronym for "Fuckin' Uneducated Nigga With Attitude", used to insult African-Americans without resorting to a hushed tone. If pressed for its definition by an astute listener (if they exist), the alternative definition is "Fine, Upstanding Negroes With Aspirations". It is used to delineate between polite African-Americans and a thug class, to be more specific than the derisive term nigger.
God damn, I am lucky to be alive after that funwa-packed drive through East STL! They were looking to jack me, and my car is a piece of shit, a Chrysler LeBaron with a bad muffler. I thought they only liked 80s-model Cadillacs. And chicken, watermelon, big asses... all those stereotypes.
by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013