2 definitions by Jeffgoldblum37
With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 11, 2022
When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
by Jeffgoldblum37 April 8, 2022