5 definitions by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff.

Zorp, originally discovered by the Mighty Jeff himself, is the skin colour of the child product from a Caucasian man and an Asian woman. Usually, Asians are referred to as yellow, but in this case, an entirely new colour is created in a mix between yellow and white (most similar to olive skin colour).
Friend: "Oh Jeff, what colour is your skin?" ...... Jeff: "Zorp!"
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Is the shortened nickname version of Rathbone; that being a last name

Rathers is that guy who seems to be prone to being friend-zoned and also who gets hit in the head with a Volleyball. Rathers also seems prone to having his phone lost/stolen/confiscated at school. Most likely, he is an average sized human but sometimes they are hit with the ugly stick at birth and end up having a pepperoni pizza as a face.
Rathers, is your face okay?
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Invented during the 21st century, over the course of a sleepover in the home of an Mt Crosby guy, Slappyacheek is a game in which the players compete to slap each other across the cheek. Even though there isn't a specific winner or aim (besides slapping the other players), Slappyacheek, on many occasions has proved to be a fun and enjoyable way to spend time with your friends.
"Ahhhhhhh Slappyacheek!" he exclaimed while slapping.
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When Jeff receives admin rights in a discord channel and begins to transform everyone account into 'Jeff'. This leads to the eventual termination of the channel by the original owner.
Hey guys, remember when Jeff took over the discord channel... That was a real jeffening.
by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. September 3, 2018
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Carmelo: usually a skinny white bitch Christian boy who prides himself on sitting in the back row and calling out the answers.
"Shut up Carmelo, I'm sick of you calling out you skinny white bitch Christian boy!!"
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