59 definitions by Jeff D

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.
We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.
by Jeff D August 6, 2005
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A wonderful, superb and remarkably nice ASS.
That cuntfident bellybutton pierced, tatbooty'd slunthore has a butt that's totally fantASStic! I'm no clitiot - so I wouldn't ignorgasm her like every other enigman.
by Jeff D October 21, 2005
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The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.
The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.
by Jeff D September 4, 2005
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A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"
Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.
by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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She pushed him too far because she's Graceless.
by Jeff D November 16, 2005
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A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.
She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........
by Jeff D November 14, 2005
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One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.
J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.
by Jeff D July 16, 2005
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