4 definitions by Jcalks5

Squam

A lake in New Hampshire where friends go to talk about their deepest and darkest secrets.

Radec went to squam with his friends to reveal that he had 3 moms.

by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019

Squintoception

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.

Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.

by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

Zoomfrio

That feeling before you jump into the ice-cold pool.

Ian felt the zoomfrio as he stood on the diving board in 30-degree weather.

by Jcalks5 April 12, 2019