Jb's definitions

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004

gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.

Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'

by jb January 16, 2004

catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

by JB November 21, 2003

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing

Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!

by JB March 30, 2005

Sacs

a dollar, a buck

Adam said that stripper he hired costed 200 sacs.

by jb November 6, 2001

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

by JB February 28, 2005

Gat

Uneducated way of saying, "got." Got = Have.

I ain't gat no money.

That is, "I have no money."

by JB December 18, 2004