Jb's definitions

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

JB

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.

JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.

by JB July 9, 2003

bootilicious

more ass than a ka-dunka-dunk!!

that ass iz jus bootilicious.

by jb December 25, 2003

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

by JB February 28, 2005

dukey

shit, poop

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.

by JB April 8, 2003

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006