3 definitions by JayBeeHammerLeigh

Dyslexa

Nickname used to reference or address your (Amazon) Alexa device, after she mishears your instructions & plays the wrong thing.

Me: Hey Alexa, play the past hour of highlights from the news.

Alexa: Playing, ‘The Power of Love’, by “Huey Lewis & the News”.

Me: Hey Dyslexa...I said PLAY. THE. PAST. HOUR. OF. HIGHLIGHTS. FROM. THE. NEWS!

by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 22, 2019

Preminisce

To be nostalgic for something that hasn’t happened yet.

I’m so excited to be a freshman in college next year, I’ve already started to preminisce about how great it was.

by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 22, 2019

Thoughtopilot

Intellectual laziness or ignoring any concepts that one’s not willing & able to comprehend, effectively preventing further development of an informed worldview and sadly often done with extreme pride or passion, while lacking any critical consideration or mental processing.

Andy’s a smart guy, until it comes to politics. Then he goes on thoughtopilot and refuses to even consider any points made by a member of the opposite party, regardless of merit, obvious poignance, or the positive impact it would have on his own life.

by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 22, 2019