Definitions by Jay-Hawk

split wood 

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

split wood by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

joshin

joshin is a term that you use when you make a good joke and someone gets mad cause there a total dueschbag and can't take a joke hey, its a joke go fuck yourself asshole(jk jk lol)

dude calm down i was joshin dawg

joshin by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007

south dakota 

i love the SD don't get me wrong foo's but shit, man, come on it so f'in boring DAMMIT i'm going out of my f'im mind here, you know what it means right south dakota it means land of the no vagina there are like 3 girls here and two of them are my cousins AAAHHH SHIT

Dude this party is a total sausagefest, we pulled a south dakota not inviting any chick.

south dakota by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007

beer

beer is the reason i beleave god looks like carl of aquateen hunger force and lives in a trailer park, all hail steve beer god

this beer is so good steve the god of hops and aging must have made it himself

beer by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007

tycie 

it means like totally confused duh

i hate economics i am totally tycie about ir

tycie by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007

player 

a player is one of the lucky ones, chosen as closly as the deciples of christ they hold the keychain for chassity belts of bitches everywhere bitches are found, they huff puff and fuck the shit out of anyone they want

He's with another girl, shit what a player.

player by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007