Jasper's definitions

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

opps

A common misspelling of the exclamation "oops!"

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo

by Jasper February 3, 2004

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

helluvatough

Mr.T is member of the A-Team and is bad as hell. Very famous on the internet in the Mr.t VS pages.

Mr T says: "Don't you be messin w' my van sucka! I like to meet som' suckas' .... crazy ass foo's caus i'm helluvatough".

by Jasper February 11, 2004

Weem

The state of being extremely awesome.

Man, that's one weemy haircut you got there! ^.^

by Jasper April 21, 2004

Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

by Jasper September 26, 2003