5 definitions by Jason Smith
The participation in, and following the instructions of, the "Pretty Panty Exchange" chain letter scam.
by Jason Smith December 14, 2003
by Jason Smith February 23, 2005
A 20 year old man who thinks he is 36 and in the witness protection because he is divorced and has 2 kids and he doesn't wanna pay child support. He also has his penis pierced 8 times, a 300mph crotch rocket and has been smoking since he was 5.
You: Hey Shaun you gotta square I've need one for like 2 hours.
Shaun: Yea me too, I've needed one for 28 years.
Shaun: Yea me too, I've needed one for 28 years.
by Jason Smith April 3, 2005
1. A small, unfortunate, troll-like human, who enjoys homosexual relationships with coworkers and being stuffed into lockers and fire safes.
2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.
2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.
by Jason Smith March 14, 2003
n. One who uses the technique of spreading HIV to opposing Team Fortress players and then runs away. Rarely considered unsportsmanlike, but sometimes will draw the attention of whiners.
by Jason Smith March 27, 2003