Jason L.'s definitions

macarena dump

That wicked shit you always gotta take, resulting from eating Mexican food a few minutes before.

oh damn, gotta pull into this gas station, and use its dirty bathroom... it's a Macarena dump again...

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

MAD

Recently acquired by DC Comics, it's the best humor magazine EVER. Sure, there's a handful of commercial advertisements in its pages nowadays, but who cares about that?

Features content such as movie/TV show satires, Spy Vs. Spy, offbeat comic strips, etc. MAD's mascot since its inception, Alfred E. Neuman, is on every cover in some humorous fashion.

The magazine has also spun-off a fairly good TV series, "Mad TV," which airs in reruns on Comedy Central. Basically, Saturday Night Live on steroids. ;-)

Over the years, MAD has driven its competitor, CRACKED, into the dust.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

Samina

A grocery cashier/college student by day... but by night, the best anime artist in the history of the entire world! She's pretty, too. :-)

mmm... I be lovin' me some Samina...

I hate my job, but whenever I get the privilege of working alongside her, I can't stop smiling! :-)

by Jason L. March 26, 2005

Iago

Jafar's parrot, from Disney's animated feature film "Aladdin." His voice was acted by Gilbert Gottfried.

"I can't take it anymore!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005