Jason L.'s definitions

Punisher, The

One of the best video games EVER made. Based on the comic book of the same name, "The Punisher" was a Capcom CPS-1 game that hit arcades in 1993, and would be released on Sega Genesis the following year.

Oddly enough, the game also features Nick Fury, who starred in an entirely different comic book.

I am... The Punisher! If you're guilty, you're dead.

by Jason L. April 19, 2005

the call

A telephone call received (usually) in the small hours of the morning, usually bearing bad news about a close friend or family member -- most of the time, either they have died, are near death, and/or were involved in a terrible accident.

You better hope you never get "the call"......

by Jason L. July 8, 2006

PATRIOT ACT

The 342-page document, created as a response to 9/11, that takes away all Americans' rights.

Basically, if a person walks down the street incorrectly, or simply speaks out against government policies, they are considered to be a threat, and they will be punished swiftly and severely -- even if they are INNOCENT.

Basically, the entire constitution has been repealed by the passage of this act, and it lays the groundwork for a fascist "police state."

The USA PATRIOT Act is what they mean, when they say that "Freedom Isn't Free."

by Jason L. March 23, 2005

NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.

The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

Samina

A grocery cashier/college student by day... but by night, the best anime artist in the history of the entire world! She's pretty, too. :-)

mmm... I be lovin' me some Samina...

I hate my job, but whenever I get the privilege of working alongside her, I can't stop smiling! :-)

by Jason L. March 26, 2005