2 definitions by Jason Weiskopf

Dude. I took Lauren out again last night. She ordered lobster & wine. But get this - STILL no pussy! This is turning into poswot of epic proportions.
by Jason Weiskopf December 17, 2007
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A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.
It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.
by Jason Weiskopf April 6, 2019
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