Definitions by Janet66
Croctologist
Person A: You should get Crocs.
Person B: Why? What's so great about them?
Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....
Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Person B: Why? What's so great about them?
Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....
Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Croctologist by Janet66 June 30, 2009
hoke
To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)
Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.