8 definitions by JanTheAnimatorOfficial
A series of books made by Wilbert and his son, Christopher Awdry about anthrophomorphic trains living on the Island of Sodor. The first book, The Three Railway Engines was published 1945, spawning 42 more books and an extremely succesful television series, Thomas & Friends. The RWS is claimed to be the Bible of the TTTE fandom.
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you heard of The Railway Series?
Guy 2: What IS The Railway Series?
Guy 1: Bascially, it's Thomas & Friends before Thomas & Friends.
Guy 2: What IS The Railway Series?
Guy 1: Bascially, it's Thomas & Friends before Thomas & Friends.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial June 18, 2023
Acronym for Universal Music Group, or should I say, Universal Money Grabbers, because they literally claim EVERYTHING that "belongs to them". Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish, Star Wars music, Disney songs, you name it! They have the audacity to even COPYRIGHT STRIKE THE AIR THAT WE'RE BREATHING! JUST STOP, UMG!
Random YouTuber: Oh, what's that message? You got a copyright claim from UMG for... breathing air? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial June 20, 2023
Oh yeah, one more thing. You must land into the safe zone filled with clean spring water, because if you don't, you will land in elephant feces.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial May 27, 2023
A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023
A bunch of scumbags who like to ruin franchises for no f*cking reason.
EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.
In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.
In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
Guy 1: So, why did you quit the Thomas fandom?
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial June 17, 2023
The short version of the name "Twoje Linie Kolejowe" (Your Railway Lines) which was previously called "Tanie Linie Kolejowe" (Cheap Railway Lines) until 2011. The trains are operated and owned by the Polish railway company PKP PLK and are equipped with crappy doors that require you to open them with a handle, not a button. The trains ex. TLK Nida, are usually delayed, because, you know, Polish railways usually have from minor to major delays. Otherwise, the other division of the company, PKP InterCity, is way better.
- "Hey dude, what are you doing waiting on the platform?"
- "Oh nothing, just waiting for my TLK train... the announcement said that it has a delay of 20 minutes or so."
- "Oh nothing, just waiting for my TLK train... the announcement said that it has a delay of 20 minutes or so."
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial August 17, 2022
Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 2, 2023