2 definitions by Jan the man 04

A fat ass bitch that looks like a burnt chicken nugget that suck men off and sell shade in the summer
by Jan the man 04 September 8, 2017
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When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021
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