Jamie's definitions

Bish

To receive a good or full amount, more than expected.

That is a bish tens.

by Jamie April 26, 2005

poopoker

tim cusic

doing a lad up da ass

by jamie March 19, 2003

Stroker

A wanker.

He's a right Stroker

by Jamie September 12, 2002

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

FruitFli

An attractive woman who chooses to share her time with gay men. Sometimes mistaken for a faghag.

Margaret Cho, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Elizabeth Taylor

by Jamie April 18, 2004

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003

froozled

very very high or drunk or dieing

the cop was very froozled.

i was froozled 5 times this week

by jamie May 13, 2005