The sixth, seventh or first night of the week, depending on your religion
night is the most important invention in human history
night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday
night include going out
to the cinema, drinking
beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing
, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday
night include going to bed early and being ill.
night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday
night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper
, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite
night of the week and it follows Friday night.
Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday
night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday
night, it's my favourite
night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday
night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense
and go to the cinema?"