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6 definitions by JamiSpoon

 
1.
Nekkid is not simply being without clothing--It means you are gettin' nekkid for mischevious purposes. Naked is natural; nekkid is naughty.
"Come over quick, Shirley! I'm getting nekkid!"
by JamiSpoon May 24, 2003
 
2.
1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
 
3.
grr
1. Often indicative of emotional stress, temporary frustration, or, most likely, a lull in casaul conversation.

2. Cute catch phrase used by alluring females.

3. Primal animal sound made by Cro-Magnon-type males.

4. Found at the tail-end of Tig-grr.
"Grr. Perhaps I should do something about the couch being on fire."

"Man hungry. Need go hunt and kill feroocious beast. Grr!"

"Drank too much beer. Must find spot to pee! Grr!"
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
 
4.
1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.
Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy!
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
 
5.
1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)
Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003
 
6.
1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.
" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."
by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003