James Lowe's definitions

8=D

Size of an asian.. litterally

teensy weensy little PP

by James Lowe July 15, 2008

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

Tribes

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day

Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes

by James Lowe November 3, 2004

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008