James Lowe's definitions

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!

Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!

by James Lowe March 8, 2005

Half-Life 2

It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.

On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!

Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Holley

a second-rate aftermarket manufacturer compared to Edelbrock.

Damn! that 600cfm Edelbrock carb kicked my Holley 1125 carbs ass!

by James Lowe July 16, 2008