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black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole
by James Lowe December 22, 2007
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NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"
My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX
by James Lowe January 28, 2008
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pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
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Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.
Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?
by James Lowe February 16, 2005
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rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.
Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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Tribes

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day
Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes
by James Lowe November 3, 2004
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bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!
by James Lowe January 9, 2008
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