James Lowe's definitions

e-cest

To have sex with another family member online.

Jim-Bob did e-cest with his sister last night

by James Lowe April 8, 2006

Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

by James Lowe December 28, 2005

8=D

Size of an asian.. litterally

teensy weensy little PP

by James Lowe July 15, 2008

Holley

a second-rate aftermarket manufacturer compared to Edelbrock.

Damn! that 600cfm Edelbrock carb kicked my Holley 1125 carbs ass!

by James Lowe July 16, 2008

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by James Lowe July 7, 2005

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

tuner

A slang term for a 4-banger piece of shit japanese car that has been made into a street racer.

Tuners, even tuned, are hunk of scrap metal

My Camaro beat the fuck out of that tuner on the drag strip.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005