James Lowe's definitions

japornimation

The fucked up term that Connie Lingus used in describing something even the Japanese wouldnt even THINK about showing on television..no matter how sick it may be.

dude! what the fuck?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Halo

Can you say No ragdoll effects

haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground

by James Lowe October 20, 2004

Street Racing Syndicate

The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:

1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO

2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU

3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning

4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games

5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape

6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards

Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Computer

Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds

Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince

by James Lowe November 1, 2004

american muscle

THE definition of what cars were and always will be in that era...and what cars should be today.

All hail the 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

Dude, did you see that '69 Charger R/T with that big-ass 426 Hemi? That shit puts out 425 horsepower

by James Lowe September 6, 2004