James Lowe's definitions

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

DEA

They will bust your ass if they find you packing some bud, man.

You might as well destroy the dope since they also got K9's sniffing for it.

Hey man, whats up with all these Nar cars outside?

by James Lowe October 16, 2004

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

by James Lowe September 4, 2004

NSX

A cheap ripoff of a Ferrari

see NoSeX

ricer: Yo man! my NSX gots an APEXi exhaust and NAWWWZZZZ man! I will beat ur Camaro!!

Camaro guy: haha! I will put my pink slip on you losing!

(ricer races Camaro and loses horribly)

Camaro guy: cool! Now I got another car I can put on eBay and sell! It belongs in the junkyard but I guess I could make a couple bucks off the NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

Bill Cosby

everyone's uncle... wether your a white person or black.. consider him your uncle.

Fan: Uncle Bill!

Bill COsby: Do I know you?

by James Lowe February 16, 2005

pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.

LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!

by James Lowe February 22, 2008