3 definitions by Jambokeith85
A useful way of fending of those irritating flies whilst enjoying the grand game of golf.
One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.
One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.
Oh I say Archibald I hope those pesky flies don’t spoil our round today. Not to worry Henry I’ve hired us a couple of jam boys that should do the trick. Does that work??
Like shit to a blanket!!
Like shit to a blanket!!
by Jambokeith85 November 23, 2020
After many weeks of tapping the same beaver. The man wants to spread his feathers like a peacock venture out into the open air and get him some strange. Nothing quite beats the feeling of mounting a new piece of ass. As a man it’s your divine right to pick and choose. After all it is a numbers game.
I was out for a walk last night contemplating life. It dawned on me there and then I’d seen the same flaps for the last month. So I put my Sunday best on headed out and reeled me in a little Beauty. In other words some strange.
by Jambokeith85 February 6, 2021
When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020