2 definitions by Jake Nicholls

Dark Whopper

The Penis of a black man. Often seen bouncing during 100m sprinting.

Josh: Did you see Usain Bolt break the world record?
Musi: Yeah but did you see that dark whopper!
Josh: I know it was massive
Musi: Not quite as big as mine

by Jake Nicholls August 17, 2008

Terrorstated

–verb (used with object), ter-ror-sta-ted
A word meaning a spell of unfortunate luck, a devastating event/time. Cross between "Terror" and "Devastated".

Josh: I just walked in on MK and my mum
Anthony: Terrorstated
Josh: I know i think im going to cry

by Jake Nicholls August 14, 2008