11 definitions by Jake from State Farm's khakis

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016

r/DragonsFuckingCars

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.

Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 9, 2016

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 24, 2016

iBola

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016

who're

Contraction of "who are".

Most of the people downvoting this are people who're stupid.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 24, 2016