2 definitions by Jake R

jewbagel

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.

by Jake R May 16, 2005

a man that does something insane or just right out goofy like eat cake covered in salt n pepper or rap about patrick swasy into a fan

the man of shuvits pulled down a gals pants that was walking in front of him and did horse lips in her ass

by Jake R July 24, 2006