Definitions by Jaime` D

Riding Rudolph 

A condition that occurs around Christmas time when a girl has neglected to groom her nether regions and starts her menstrual cycle while wearing a sexy holiday outfit.

What's wrong with Alice? She's upset because she was caught riding Rudolph.

Riding Rudolph by Jaime` D December 5, 2014

Cooter Swarm 

A condition occurring when all the ladies in a room gather around one paticular guy in hopes of a sexual encounter.

When Jay hit the dance floor with his new moves, he created such a large cooter swarm that all the other males in the room were forced to dance alone.

Cooter Swarm by Jaime` D July 30, 2011