70 definitions by Jaggo

gayrod

A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

by Jaggo March 24, 2004

chuggaloo

A professional drinker.

Not to be confused with chubbaloo.

Dude, that guy just drank a case of forties. He's a regular chuggaloo.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nut forge

Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.

It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay fag

a queer so flamboyant as to be extra gay.

Your dad is a gay fag, hence the fact that you are half gay.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004