Jaggerrules's definitions

Candyman

When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.

Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.

"You lookin fo candy man, you found him bitch" - Dude in bathroom Candyman II

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

sub zero

Former popsicle stand employee of the month/ninja.

il have one pink panther pop mr.Zero

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Eighties TV

A TV with a 7 inch screen and 85 inch console usually made out of cheap immitaiion wood and fashioned into some hideous design involving pillars. Always equiped with a UHF analog dial for channel changing and a two screw UHF input jack which is not cable ready.

Hey wanna throw that eighties TV into that wood chipper.

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004