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Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
mugGet the Shartacusmug.

Perranporth

Perranporth: a deranged dullard without intellect.
Perranporth is a waste of oxygen.
by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
mugGet the Perranporthmug.

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
mugGet the Jewbrismug.

niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.
Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.
by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009
mugGet the niggaronimug.

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.
Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.
by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009
mugGet the corporatistingmug.

niggemon

Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.
by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009
mugGet the niggemonmug.

Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
mugGet the Jewbamamug.

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