Jacques Asse's definitions
by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009
Get the teh stoopidmug. Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
Get the Jewbrismug. Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionary Tyrantsmug. Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
Get the revenge fistingmug. sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the sucking the corporate cockmug. A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Get the Stinking Eminamug. Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.
Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.
by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009
Get the chickenfistingmug.