Definitions by Jacques Asse
austritch
An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010
austrigger
An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
austrigger by Jacques Asse July 9, 2010
Heebing
Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.
This is known as Heebing.
This is known as Heebing.
Heebing by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
aztecs
Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
aztecs by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
Crime President
The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
Crime President by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Bloom Moisture Cult
Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010