Jacques Asse's definitions

niggemon

Blackass pokemon and digimon wannabes.

Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.

Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Jingle Hell

Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009