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Jacques Asse's definitions

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.
teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.
by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009
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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Tyrants

Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009
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revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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Stinking Emina

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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chickenfisting

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.
Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.
by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009
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