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141 definitions by jacques asse

 
1.
Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
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2.
Blackass pokemon and digimon wannabes.
Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
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3.
Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
119 38
 
4.
Blackass refers to the PreZ, the first nigger ever to win the presidency of the Corporate States of America.

Despite being "black", is well known to crave Jewish company.

Blackass wipes his ass with Arabs.
If you don't watch him carefully, Blackass will sell everything you own to the Jews, who will then sell it back to you with interest. So you get the pleasure of owning everything you already had, with the profit accruing to Blackass and the Heebs.

Blackass: the world's first corporate Jewish nigger.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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5.
Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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6.
Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.
Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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7.
Nigga Biscuits occur when you pull your dick out of a chick's ass and it is completely covered in noxious filthy shit.

Once the smell hits, everyone within 200 feet starts to puke.
Phred: "Dude! WTF happened to you last night?"

Me: "Well, we were in bed and I was just jackhammering her asshole, but then I slipped out, and I had Nigga Biscuits on my dick. First she threw up, and that made me puke. Homey upstairs hurled, and it caused his wife to spew. She spewed out the window, and a little bit of it came back down in my window, so I puked again."
by Jacques Asse October 22, 2009
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