4 definitions by JacobSND
A disease in the brain where an individual thinks it is okay to full send into an old man and his grand daughter.
by JacobSND December 6, 2018
When you write a lot about a subject you don’t know about in order to receive credit. To joufuse somebody you have to be good about bull shitting with limited information.
by JacobSND December 5, 2018
Adjective, Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adjective, etc. (All parts of speech). Clearly, Jouf, can be used in many ways.
A person could write a novel about the ways of Jouf, being Joufed, Joufing, Joufly, jouflas, etc. Let me explain, no there is too much, let me sum up...
Verb; To Jouf can mean to screw up miserable at something. Such as example #1
To Jouf can also mean to get extremely lucky after a disaster in an inconceivable way. Such as example #2
Noun; an airhead who is incredible at doing as little as possible to succeed. Such as example #3
Adjective; See other examples, that pretty much sums it up.
Pronoun; “Well I don’t know.” Jouf ~2018
Preposition; see example (has nothing to do with a preposition...what is a preposition any way?)
A person could write a novel about the ways of Jouf, being Joufed, Joufing, Joufly, jouflas, etc. Let me explain, no there is too much, let me sum up...
Verb; To Jouf can mean to screw up miserable at something. Such as example #1
To Jouf can also mean to get extremely lucky after a disaster in an inconceivable way. Such as example #2
Noun; an airhead who is incredible at doing as little as possible to succeed. Such as example #3
Adjective; See other examples, that pretty much sums it up.
Pronoun; “Well I don’t know.” Jouf ~2018
Preposition; see example (has nothing to do with a preposition...what is a preposition any way?)
#1 Teacher: “God dammit, who could possible have done such a stupid thing?” Student: “I don’t know, I guess he just Joufed it all up man.”
#2 Person 1: “What the? How did you win the lottery when you previously just broke both your legs and lost your social security number.” Person 2: “I don’t know Mr. Professor dude, I guess I just can jouf really really well man.”
#3 “You didn’t see jouf comin did ya. That’s right, I emailed you for an A in your class.”
Classic Jouf Respons... “WHOa, time to shred man!” “Send it dude”
#2 Person 1: “What the? How did you win the lottery when you previously just broke both your legs and lost your social security number.” Person 2: “I don’t know Mr. Professor dude, I guess I just can jouf really really well man.”
#3 “You didn’t see jouf comin did ya. That’s right, I emailed you for an A in your class.”
Classic Jouf Respons... “WHOa, time to shred man!” “Send it dude”
by JacobSND November 27, 2018
Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.
by JacobSND December 5, 2018