man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t
show for work
Marcus: Man Boss
, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.Boss
man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t
help it boss
. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.Boss
man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high
from the night
before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence
and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t
help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.