2 definitions by JacksonBrooklin
The Gurley Burley is an unusual creature who performs oral sex on his teacher Mr. Copp to pass the class. Gurley Burley also fishes but is only ok at it, he has a Ford Ranger but if you say it’s fruity he’ll try to fight you but quickly back down.
by JacksonBrooklin October 31, 2018
Former member of the Parking Police, now principal at Port Perry High School. Loves making 100 grand a year to chase kids around the parking lot and enforce the law. Looks like bubbles off trailer park boys with his goofy glasses and loves having makeout seshes with Mr. Copp
by JacksonBrooklin October 31, 2018