1 definition by Jacknthebeamstock

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A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.
Jesus!! Stop complaining! You're such a Hoke!
by Jacknthebeamstock November 12, 2011

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